BROKEN NEWS: Minecraft 2 To Be Contracted By I.E.P

by **Spartans** Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:34 pm

The Individualized Education Program has hired Notch and his foreign crew to create a sequel, one that will presumably cure the autism and other mental disabilities caused by Minecraft 1's excessive gameplay videos on youtube.

One might say the Obama administration is outsourcing work to Norwegians now, a new trend in the world of outsourcing. Norwegians can work in harsh, cold, freezers, fit for software development and cryogenic freezing.

We're contacting our psychic evaluator, Gary Spivey, to see when it will come out.

by Gary Spivey Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:38 pm

It seems like, after visiting the Finnish Minecraft Teams base of operations, I sensed a seemingly unsensible but yet sensitive aurora in the office.

Minecraft is of course, the work of the witch, and causes children's brains to itch with that of mental disobfuscation. This is an outrage, and hopefully minecraft 2 will fix this.

by **Ari V** Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:40 pm

another corruption of the youth

disgust ing

by **Steve-san** Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:57 pm

Ari V wrote:another corruption of the youth

disgust ing

I agree with onee-chan

by **Ari V** Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:43 pm

Steve-san wrote:
Ari V wrote:another corruption of the youth

disgust ing
I agree with onee-chan

imouto-san get out of my workplace you're embarrassing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 >////////<

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BROKEN NEWS: Minecraft 2 To Be Contracted By I.E.P